Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Ecclesiastical Meritocracy of Spiritual Republic of Caryton

“Milia De Benedictionibus”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:

Location: The Alliance of Dictators

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker


The Ecclesiastical Meritocracy of Spiritual Republic of Caryton is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Richard Hannis with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.792 billion Carytonics are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Georgine. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Carytonic economy, worth 816 trillion Cary Credits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,277 Cary Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

School uniforms are compulsory, closed universities are currently being converted into McRonald's restaurants, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, and the government seems embarrassed to be seen governing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spiritual Republic of Caryton's national animal is the Golden Retriever, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Gospel Church of Caryton.

Spiritual Republic of Caryton is ranked 266,046th in the world and 110th in The Alliance of Dictators for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -22.87 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most Devout: 125thMost Primitive: 1,624thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,171stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,029thBest Weather: 4,981stLowest Crime Rates: 5,061stMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,948thMost Influential: 5,970thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,277thMost Cultured: 7,265thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,667thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,736thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,839thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,215thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,733rdMost Patriotic: 9,851stMost Efficient Economies: 10,861stMost Advanced Public Education: 10,914thLargest Governments: 11,412thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,948thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,958thHealthiest Citizens: 12,661stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,232ndTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 13,441stMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,403rdHighest Poor Incomes: 19,514thMost Developed: 20,114thHighest Average Incomes: 26,146thSafest: 26,412th
Most Devout: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 9 » Saint Entopiloin, Karterstan, Terlanagli Army, Branigan, Deimosium, Federation of Independant States, Makko Oko, New Franshire, and Great Octavia.