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The Memeticist Atomized Communes of Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles |
“Steady We Climb”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Location: The North Pacific |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The Memeticist Atomized Communes of Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by C Leonidas Kang with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.318 billion Inokans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Springfield. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Inokan economy, worth a remarkable 4,995 trillion Septims a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 600,587 Septims, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names, war vets look after war animals, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, and social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles's national animal is the Short-Faced Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles is ranked 1,039th in the world and 40th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 8,208.06 on the Societal Mobility Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.
- : Following new legislation in
Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap.
- : Following new legislation in
Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles, war vets look after war animals.
- : Following new legislation in
Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names.
- : Following new legislation in
Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors.
- : Following new legislation in
Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles, posters remind people that 'Hoarding Mushrooms Is Theft'.
- : Following new legislation in
Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.
- : Following new legislation in
Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles, the prevalence of circular logic frequently renders parliamentary observers dizzy.
- : Following new legislation in
Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
- : Following new legislation in
Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles, nude art is becoming wildly popular.