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The Kingdom of Spifftopiania

“This is incredibly broken, and of course, perfectly bal”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Kingdom of Spifftopiania is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by God King Spiff with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.259 billion Spifftopians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spifftopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Spifftopianian economy, worth 424 trillion spiffcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 188,003 spiffcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,717,574 per year while the poor average 2,253, a ratio of 762 to 1.

People who make the leader's blood boil get boiled, the nation's countrysides are littered with landmines due to ongoing family disputes, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police, and rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Spifftopiania's national animal is the tea, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is teaism.

Spifftopiania is ranked 267,943rd in the world and 11,983rd in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 0.43 quips per hour.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 352ndMost Devout: 690thLargest Gambling Industry: 794thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 812thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,079thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,095thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,297thMost Patriotic: 1,517thMost Primitive: 1,580thMost Influential: 1,911thLargest Retail Industry: 2,259thFattest Citizens: 2,625thTop
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Most Avoided: 2,896thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,013thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,041stHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,052ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,839thRudest Citizens: 4,324thLargest Mining Sector: 4,650thMost Armed: 6,122ndHighest Crime Rates: 6,704thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,773rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,932ndMost Cultured: 7,160thHighest Average Incomes: 8,932ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,965thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,163rdLargest Black Market: 10,824thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 13,470thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,596thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,937thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,727thLargest Insurance Industry: 23,045th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 26th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 33rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Devout: 35th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 41st in the regionMost Primitive: 46th in the regionMost Patriotic: 69th in the regionFattest Citizens: 86th in the regionMost Avoided: 92nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 105th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 106th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 107th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 111th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 112th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 122nd in the regionMost Armed: 181st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 192nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 220th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 220th in the regionLargest Black Market: 239th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 240th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 304th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 319th in the regionMost Cultured: 353rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 397th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 464th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 603rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 606th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 701st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 705th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 815th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 863rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1,096th in the region

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