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The Protectorate of Spice Harvester 394

“He who controls the spice controls the universe.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: Chicken overlords

Regional Influence: Hatchling


The Protectorate of Spice Harvester 394 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.504 billion Spice Harvester 394ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.7%.

The strong Spice Harvester 394ian economy, worth 382 trillion spices a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Gambling, Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 84,870 spices, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 278,781 per year while the poor average 19,376, a ratio of 14.4 to 1.

People are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Leader, citizens select which government department gets their income tax spices each year, women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up", and Leader's Twitcher account is once again only used for bragging about the government's accomplishments. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spice Harvester 394's national animal is the sandworm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Spice Harvester 394 is ranked 189,142nd in the world and 16,928th in Chicken overlords for Highest Drug Use, scoring 39 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,486thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 13,032ndMost Devout: 14,390thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,131stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,142ndLargest Gambling Industry: 18,368thLargest Black Market: 18,530thLargest Mining Sector: 19,567th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 164th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 172nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 173rd in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 200th in the regionMost Devout: 221st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 233rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 271st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 277th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 281st in the regionLargest Governments: 333rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 344th in the regionLargest Black Market: 346th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 359th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 365th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 402nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 409th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 453rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 522nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 563rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 587th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 605th in the regionMost Conservative: 829th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 832nd in the regionMost Average: 832nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 866th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 889th in the regionTop
Safest: 970th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,094th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,128th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,201st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,254th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,294th in the regionMost Developed: 1,676th in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,681st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,698th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,713th in the region

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