Spotlight on:
The Protectorate of Spice Harvester 2B7 |
“He who controls the spice controls the universe.”
Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Very Strong |
Political Freedoms: Good |
Location: Lazarus |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The Protectorate of Spice Harvester 2B7 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.102 billion Spice Harvester 2B7ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.
The very strong Spice Harvester 2B7ian economy, worth 122 trillion spices a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 58,059 spices, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 198,750 per year while the poor average 12,461, a ratio of 15.9 to 1.
Streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, and the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Spice Harvester 2B7's national animal is the sandworm.
Spice Harvester 2B7 is ranked 62,431st in the world and 2,902nd in Lazarus for Healthiest Citizens, with 4.48 bananas ingested per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Spice Harvester 2B7, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal.
- : Following new legislation in
Spice Harvester 2B7, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps.
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Spice Harvester 2B7 was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in
Spice Harvester 2B7, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
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Spice Harvester 2B7 was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
- : Following new legislation in
Spice Harvester 2B7, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all.
- : Following new legislation in
Spice Harvester 2B7, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum.
- : Following new legislation in
Spice Harvester 2B7, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.
- : Following new legislation in
Spice Harvester 2B7, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies".
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Spice Harvester 2B7 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.