Spotlight on:
The Federal Republic of Spencargamen |
“Don’t climb that mountain!”
Category: Right-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: All-Consuming |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Location: Forest |
Regional Influence: Hatchling |
The Federal Republic of Spencargamen is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 985 million Spencargamians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.
The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aubury. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.5%.
The all-consuming Spencargamenian economy, worth 94.4 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 95,822 Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.
People who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, and those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Spencargamen's national animal is the Red Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Spencargamen is ranked 198,264th in the world and 259th in Forest for Smartest Citizens, with 25.57 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Spencargamen, those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans.
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Spencargamen, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard.
- : Following new legislation in
Spencargamen, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
- : Following new legislation in
Spencargamen, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
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Spencargamen, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
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Spencargamen's influence in Forest rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
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Spencargamen, abattoirs are running at full capacity in response to skyrocketing demand.
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Spencargamen, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears.
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Spencargamen, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs.
- : Following new legislation in
Spencargamen, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.