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The Empire of Spear Danes

“Lo we have listened to many a lay”

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The Empire of Spear Danes is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service and complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, cynical population of 22.815 billion Spear Danesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, well-organized government prioritizes Welfare, although Education is also considered important, while Industry and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The Spear Danesian economy, worth 665 trillion rings a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 29,160 rings, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Punitive tariffs protect local industry, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Spear Danes's national animal is the trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Spear Danes is ranked 246,722^nd in the world and 73^rd in Spear Danes for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.01 law-abiding acts per hour.

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