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The Almighty Commune of Spazzhole

“You never go full spazz.”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: the South Pacific

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The Almighty Commune of Spazzhole is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by the Grand Moff Spazzlordian with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.115 billion Spazzholeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Wet Spot. The average income tax rate is 14.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Spazzholean economy, worth a remarkable 1,280 trillion buck fitties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 180,039 buck fitties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

A few people seem to spend their whole time complaining, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, there have been reports of people marrying housepets, and Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Spazzhole's national animal is the spazzmorph, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Spazzizm.

Spazzhole is ranked 28,124th in the world and 918th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,631 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Rudest Citizens: 1,014thLargest Retail Industry: 1,280thHighest Crime Rates: 1,441stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,447thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,630thHighest Drug Use: 1,643rdMost Influential: 1,929thFattest Citizens: 1,983rdTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,638thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,655thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,772ndMost Armed: 3,039thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,088thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,362ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,521stMost Inclusive: 7,652ndLargest Black Market: 7,817thMost Avoided: 8,588thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,591stHighest Average Incomes: 8,925thNudest: 9,778thSmartest Citizens: 10,381stMost Efficient Economies: 10,520thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,237thTop
Most Cultured: 12,208thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,566thHighest Economic Output: 13,881stMost Corrupt Governments: 13,903rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,710thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,455thMost Stationary: 16,097thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,202ndMost Secular: 18,165thMost Politically Free: 19,127thLargest Gambling Industry: 20,494th
Highest Drug Use: 24th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 46th in the regionRudest Citizens: 46th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 47th in the regionFattest Citizens: 50th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 52nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 68th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 69th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 84th in the regionMost Armed: 87th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 124th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 164th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 190th in the regionMost Influential: 203rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 226th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 227th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 230th in the regionMost Inclusive: 260th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 262nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 264th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 268th in the regionNudest: 282nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 289th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 292nd in the regionMost Stationary: 296th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 317th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 317th in the regionMost Cultured: 355th in the regionMost Avoided: 374th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 393rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 401st in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 451st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 549th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 565th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 598th in the regionMost Secular: 625th in the regionMost Extreme: 825th in the region

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