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The Federation of Spazeraposelver

“Unity, Discipline, Work”

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The Federation of Spazeraposelver is a huge, safe nation, notable for its hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical, devout population of 215 million Spazeraposelverians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 71.8%.

The Spazeraposelverian economy, worth 10.7 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 49,975 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Public ferries only carry enough lifeboats for the first-class passengers, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, and even snitches get stitches. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spazeraposelver's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Spazeraposelver is ranked 223,977^th in the world and 1,622^nd in The Communist Bloc for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.87 bananas ingested per day.

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