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The Municipality of Spartarosia

“Glory and Honor”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: Montealba

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Municipality of Spartarosia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sgt David Manishewitz with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.228 billion Spartarosians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sparsaleum. The average income tax rate is 86.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Spartarosian economy, worth 408 trillion Hekel-Shekels a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 126,580 Hekel-Shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Spartarosian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spartarosia's national animal is the Israeli oryx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hocherlanism.

Spartarosia is ranked 99,025th in the world and 17th in Montealba for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 954.86 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 4,196thMost Cultured: 7,436thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,348thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,739thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,254thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,290thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,936thMost Developed: 10,975thLargest Governments: 11,300thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,869thMost Inclusive: 11,938thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,416thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,628thHealthiest Citizens: 12,645thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,436thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,648thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,983rdMost Advanced Public Education: 15,077thSmartest Citizens: 17,892ndLowest Crime Rates: 19,149thMost Efficient Economies: 20,018thHighest Average Incomes: 20,250thMost Secular: 20,663rdHighest Poor Incomes: 21,630thBest Weather: 21,755th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionNudest: 4th in the region

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