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The Democratic Republic of Spamtonn

“Everyone should be a [BIG SHOT].”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Democratic Republic of Spamtonn is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, daily referendums, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed population of 545 million Spamtonnians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spamtonnia. The average income tax rate is 67.1%.

The sizeable but inefficient Spamtonnian economy, worth 21.5 trillion Kromers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 39,389 Kromers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and the studies of art and philosophy are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spamtonn's national animal is the Pipi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Spamtonn is ranked 165,604th in the world and 3,423rd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Populations, with 545 million capita.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,037thTop
Most Armed: 10,875thTop
Best Weather: 14,432ndHealthiest Citizens: 24,087thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,934thMost Beautiful Environments: 25,190th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 53rd in the regionTop
Most Armed: 231st in the regionTop
Best Weather: 347th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 481st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 539th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 549th in the region

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