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The Republic of Spaghettitopia

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The Republic of Spaghettitopia is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Giulia Arianna with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 778 million Noodles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naples. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Spaghettitopian economy, worth 89.1 trillion Pastinis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 114,504 Pastinis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists ask to stay in the same pleasant accommodations where foreign prisoners are kept, it's not only teenagers who mess around with fake IDs, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, and there's more than one way to skin a diplomat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Spaghettitopia's national animal is the Noodle Bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Spaghettitopia is ranked 7,953^rd in the world and 229^th in Europeia for Most Influential, scoring 7,396 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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