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The Marshmallow laser of Space Unicorn

“Soaring thru the stars”

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The Marshmallow laser of Space Unicorn is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Parry Gripp with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.18 billion Space Unicornians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of All around the world. The average income tax rate is 51.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Space Unicornian economy, worth a remarkable 1,115 trillion Rainbows a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,425 Rainbows, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The latest drugs are only legally available to private patients, the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years, the default state for Space Unicorn is default, and politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Space Unicorn's national animal is the Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is music.

Space Unicorn is ranked 105,549^th in the world and 64^th in Bytes for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.22 law-abiding acts per hour.

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