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The Nomadic Peoples of Space Beaver

“Darick Robertson Was Only 17 Cut Him Some Slack”

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The Nomadic Peoples of Space Beaver is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Darick Robertson with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.07 billion Space Beavers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Space Beaverian economy, worth 898 trillion credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,115 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, political candidates recite daily pledges of loyalty to their chosen party, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, and faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Space Beaver's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Space Beaver is ranked 25,025^th in the world and 11^th in Old School Furry for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.95 law-abiding acts per hour.

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