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The Boozer of Sozzled Santa

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Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: Doll Guldur

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

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The Boozer of Sozzled Santa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Rudolph with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.715 billion Sozzled Santans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polaris. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sozzled Santan economy, worth a remarkable 3,223 trillion Silver sixpences a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 235,050 Silver sixpences, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, golden statues of Reindeer line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District, and the digital money revolution has cashed out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sozzled Santa's national animal is the Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sleighism.

Sozzled Santa is ranked 13,186th in the world and 6th in Doll Guldur for Most Stationary, with 1,919.2879383216 days.

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Largest Black Market: 1,120thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,532ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,285thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,255thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,676thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,722ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,815thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,147thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,493rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,775thHighest Average Incomes: 6,441stHighest Economic Output: 6,560thMost Devout: 7,534thMost Patriotic: 7,618thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,079thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,651stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,940thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,009thLowest Crime Rates: 10,081stHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,604thLargest Governments: 12,704thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,100thMost Stationary: 13,186thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,354thMost Efficient Economies: 13,686thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,836thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,781stTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 15,480thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,040thMost Developed: 17,671stMost Influential: 20,284thMost Authoritarian: 20,762ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,694thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,819th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the region

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