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The Dictatorship of Soviet Socialist Anglia

“Socialism is the only path to freedom and prosperity!”

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The Dictatorship of Soviet Socialist Anglia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Marvolo with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.978 billion Anglians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Soviet Socialist Anglian economy, worth 438 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Cheese Exports. Average income is 88,167 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bins outnumber trees in city parks, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Marvolo wears an armoured gauntlet, people say chess victor Marvolo can kill you with mind-bullets, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Socialist Anglia's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cult of Marvolo.

Soviet Socialist Anglia is ranked 262,735^th in the world and 1,585^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Avoided, scoring 0.71 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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