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The Socialist Union State of Soviet Federation of Eurasia

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The Socialist Union State of Soviet Federation of Eurasia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by GenSec Dmitry Strelkov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 3.077 billion Eurasians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sverdlovsk. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eurasian economy, worth 450 trillion Soviet Roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 146,369 Soviet Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The once prosperous capital is in utter decline, the best defense is a good fence, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and increasing numbers of children in Soviet Federation of Eurasia have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Federation of Eurasia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Soviet Federation of Eurasia is ranked 247,358^th in the world and 13^th in The Rejected Onionists for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -12.07 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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