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The Socialist Union State of Soviet Federation of Eurasia

“Workers of Eurasia, unite!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: The Rejected Onionists

Regional Influence: Negotiator


The Socialist Union State of Soviet Federation of Eurasia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by GenSec Dmitry Strelkov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 3.077 billion Eurasians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sverdlovsk. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eurasian economy, worth 450 trillion Soviet Roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 146,369 Soviet Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The once prosperous capital is in utter decline, the best defense is a good fence, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and increasing numbers of children in Soviet Federation of Eurasia have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Federation of Eurasia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Soviet Federation of Eurasia is ranked 247,358th in the world and 13th in The Rejected Onionists for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -12.07 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,456thTop
Most Patriotic: 3,048thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,142ndMost Cultured: 4,353rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,448thHighest Food Quality: 5,890thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,147thMost Inclusive: 6,660thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,241stNicest Citizens: 7,275thMost Pacifist: 8,336thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,381stMost Developed: 8,928thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,053rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,735thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,883rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,902ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,670thLargest Governments: 10,924thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,496thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,910thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,682ndMost Beautiful Environments: 12,780thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 12,991stSmartest Citizens: 13,712thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,682ndHealthiest Citizens: 16,246thHighest Average Incomes: 16,290thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,802ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,075thMost Secular: 18,691stMost Authoritarian: 24,906thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,162nd
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the region

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