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The Peoples' Democratic Dominion of Sovereign Canada

“The True North, Strong, Free, and Socialist”

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The Peoples' Democratic Dominion of Sovereign Canada is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Governor Kelly with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 22.867 billion Canadians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canada City. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Canadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,436 trillion Loonies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 62,826 Loonies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Canada City to enjoy their national art, and any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sovereign Canada's national animal is the Beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sovereign Canada is ranked 26,185^th in the world and 944^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.13 law-abiding acts per hour.

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