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The Destroyer of Soutouboua

“Soutouboua”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Balder

Regional Influence: Newcomer

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The Destroyer of Soutouboua is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Me with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 30.817 billion Soutoubouans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soutouboua. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Soutoubouan economy, worth a remarkable 3,638 trillion xofs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,077 xofs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, and government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Soutouboua's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Soutouboua is ranked 234,290th in the world and 7,173rd in Balder for Most Stationary, with 23.21382542092 days.

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Highest Crime Rates: 1,405thLargest Black Market: 1,506thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,836thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,848thTop
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Largest Populations: 4,054thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,468thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,637thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,758thMost Avoided: 5,102ndHighest Economic Output: 5,499thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,525thMost Secular: 5,629thMost Cultured: 8,187thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,352ndHealthiest Citizens: 9,680thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,270thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,687thSmartest Citizens: 13,027thMost Developed: 14,339thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,732ndTop
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Highest Food Quality: 16,256thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,074thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,463rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,985thMost Authoritarian: 25,188thMost Patriotic: 26,191stLargest Governments: 27,823rd
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Most Advanced Public Education: 60th in the regionLargest Black Market: 67th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 87th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 107th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 124th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 184th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 205th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 241st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 257th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 285th in the regionMost Avoided: 306th in the regionMost Secular: 311th in the regionMost Cultured: 411th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 482nd in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 673rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 675th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 683rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 688th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 692nd in the regionMost Developed: 774th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 851st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 929th in the region

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