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The Colony of Southie is really taken

“Dale before all. Eliminate the non-believers.”

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The Colony of Southie is really taken is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.701 billion Southie is really takenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of South Citie. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Southie is really takenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,403 trillion Denarii a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 203,786 Denarii, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Southie is really takenians like vultures, and Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southie is really taken's national animal is the Flanderlion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Southie is really taken is ranked 132,049^th in the world and 2,865^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.54 law-abiding acts per hour.

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