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The Colony of SouthernSocialists

“Gimme Love”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: TheDrones

Regional Influence: Negotiator


The Colony of SouthernSocialists is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 975 million SouthernSocialistsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong SouthernSocialistsian economy, worth 74.8 trillion Loaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 76,670 Loaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice, brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods, and concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SouthernSocialists's national animal is the Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SouthernSocialists is ranked 28,612th in the world and 2nd in TheDrones for Largest Governments, scoring 22.8 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,780thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 14,714thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,786thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,237thLowest Crime Rates: 21,595thNicest Citizens: 21,927thBest Weather: 23,139th
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the region

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