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The Generic Nation of Southern Whateverlandia

“Don't panic”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Location: Europe

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The Generic Nation of Southern Whateverlandia is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its soft-spoken computers, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 8.731 billion Southern Whateverlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nowhere. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Southern Whateverlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,126 trillion fake dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 129,010 fake dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Local government operates tolls on every village road, families burn Leader's latest official photograph to keep warm, every conceivable scenic location has been completely booked by couples desperate to marry, and anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southern Whateverlandia's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Southern Whateverlandia is ranked 308,439th in the world and 1,450th in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -537.28 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Influential: 732ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,063rdMost Pacifist: 1,584thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,978thBest Weather: 2,089thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,299thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,392ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,516thSafest: 2,566thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,673rdNicest Citizens: 3,113thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,308thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,332ndMost Inclusive: 3,573rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,848thHighest Food Quality: 3,859thMost Secular: 4,109thSmartest Citizens: 4,661stMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,123rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,480thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,678thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,813thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,940thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,555thMost Developed: 8,127thMost Cultured: 8,131stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,579thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,217thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,959thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,672ndMost Income Equality: 14,094thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,388thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 15,738thLargest Governments: 19,189thMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,992ndHighest Economic Output: 30,208th
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Most Pacifist: 37th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 37th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 46th in the regionBest Weather: 50th in the regionMost Income Equality: 54th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 58th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 58th in the regionSafest: 59th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 60th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 61st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 70th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 78th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 78th in the regionMost Secular: 79th in the regionMost Inclusive: 82nd in the regionMost Stationary: 84th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 90th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 91st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 98th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 102nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 111th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 118th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 127th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 127th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 135th in the region

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