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The University of Southern California Cheerleaders


Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: Southern California

Regional Influence: Envoy


The University of Southern California Cheerleaders is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Head Cheerleader with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.739 billion Southern California Cheerleadersians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Football Field. The average income tax rate is 10.6%.

The thriving Southern California Cheerleadersian economy, worth 158 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 91,199 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Southern California Cheerleaders has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans, and surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods. Crime is almost non-existent. Southern California Cheerleaders's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cheerleading.

Southern California Cheerleaders is ranked 241,675th in the world and 4th in Southern California for Fattest Citizens, with 7.62 Obesity Rate.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,458thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4,466thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,669thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 24,827thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 26,209th

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