The Fabulous Socialist Despotate of South Reinkalistan
|Category: Psychotic Dictatorship|
Regional Influence: Superpower
The Fabulous Socialist Despotate of South Reinkalistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Prime Commissar Turaniski with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.616 billion Reinkalistanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turaniskidak Metropolis. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Reinkalistani economy, worth 770 trillion Graskas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 294,448 Graskas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, art criticism in South Reinkalistan is scathingly destructive, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, and old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Reinkalistan's national animal is the Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Socialist Tosdodanism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.
- : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
- : South Reinkalistan became WA Delegate of Athena.
- : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, art criticism in South Reinkalistan is scathingly destructive.
- : South Reinkalistan updated the World Factbook entry in Athena.
- : The Republic of Founder of Athena appointed South Reinkalistan as Founding Council with authority over Appearance, Border Control, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in Athena.
- : The Free Land of Eeraoht dismissed South Reinkalistan as Founding Council of Athena.
- : South Reinkalistan lost the position of Athena WA Delegate to The Free Land of Eeraoht.
- : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
- : South Reinkalistan changed its national motto to "Forwards, Reinkalistan.".
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