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The Fabulous Socialist Despotate of South Reinkalistan

“Forwards, Reinkalistan.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Unheard Of

Location: Athena

Regional Influence: Superpower


The Fabulous Socialist Despotate of South Reinkalistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Prime Commissar Turaniski with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.616 billion Reinkalistanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turaniskidak Metropolis. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Reinkalistani economy, worth 770 trillion Graskas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 294,448 Graskas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, art criticism in South Reinkalistan is scathingly destructive, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, and old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Reinkalistan's national animal is the Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Socialist Tosdodanism.

South Reinkalistan is ranked 4,351st in the world and 1st in Athena for Most Avoided, scoring 520.5 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 347thHighest Poor Incomes: 497thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 509thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 589thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 781stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,151stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,292ndMost Devout: 1,316thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,487thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,991stLargest Black Market: 2,013thHighest Average Incomes: 2,084thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,931stLowest Crime Rates: 4,150thMost Avoided: 4,351stLargest Governments: 5,002ndMost Conservative: 5,080thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,406thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,443rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,351stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,438thMost Authoritarian: 6,505thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,296thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,130thMost Efficient Economies: 10,677thLargest Retail Industry: 10,722ndTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 11,708thMost Developed: 13,496thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,082ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,003rdMost Income Equality: 18,321stMost Extreme: 18,384thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,392ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,809thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,124thHighest Economic Output: 21,510thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,288th

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