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The Armed Communist State of South Raznakova

“Die But Do”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: Europe

Regional Influence: Newcomer


The Armed Communist State of South Raznakova is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by General Secretary Vladimir Vodovenko with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.691 billion South Raznakovans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient South Raznakovan economy, worth a remarkable 3,826 trillion Raznas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 440,254 Raznas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, and ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto South Raznakovan beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Raznakova's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

South Raznakova is ranked 84,524th in the world and 591st in Europe for Rudest Citizens, with 55.32 Insults Per Minute.

Highest Poor Incomes: 147thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 185thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 281stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 323rdLargest Black Market: 401stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 417thMost Secular: 434thHighest Average Incomes: 544thLargest Agricultural Sector: 550thMost Corrupt Governments: 577thLargest Mining Sector: 858thLargest Insurance Industry: 920thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,046thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,168thLowest Crime Rates: 1,303rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,353rdLargest Governments: 1,835thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,131stMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,221stTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,419thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,439thHealthiest Citizens: 2,566thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,586thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,897thMost Avoided: 3,153rdHighest Economic Output: 3,252ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,439thMost Developed: 3,837thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,016thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,514thMost Authoritarian: 6,546thSmartest Citizens: 6,907thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,485thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,876thMost Conservative: 9,650thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,679thMost Income Equality: 19,118thLargest Retail Industry: 19,586thMost Extreme: 23,499th
Highest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 27th in the regionMost Avoided: 28th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 29th in the regionLargest Governments: 30th in the regionMost Extreme: 37th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 38th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 39th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 39th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 41st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 41st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 52nd in the regionMost Conservative: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 53rd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 73rd in the regionMost Developed: 73rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 93rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 121st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 130th in the regionLargest Populations: 130th in the region

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