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The United Nations of South Asians

“Divided by cultures, United by South Asians”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: The Free Nations Region

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The United Nations of South Asians is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Subhash Chattopadhyay with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.167 billion South Asians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Delhi. The average income tax rate is 63.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming South Asian economy, worth 866 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,525 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, everybody's got wood thanks to Subhash Chattopadhyay, and any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Asians's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

South Asians is ranked 219,232nd in the world and 310th in The Free Nations Region for Most Primitive, scoring -180.38 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,285thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,768thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,463rdMost Rebellious Youth: 11,323rdMost Inclusive: 11,642ndTop
Healthiest Citizens: 18,855thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,668thMost Influential: 20,829thHighest Economic Output: 21,616thBest Weather: 22,647thMost Developed: 22,771stMost Cultured: 23,106thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,248thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,405thSmartest Citizens: 23,421stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,438thMost Beautiful Environments: 24,075th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 20th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 26th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 30th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 31st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 32nd in the regionMost Stationary: 40th in the region

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