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The Democratic State of Soulteria

“Cantad obligatoriamente el Himno Nacional”

Category: Corporate Bordello
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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Newcomer


The Democratic State of Soulteria is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Supreme President Mike Harriet with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.634 billion Soulterians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bogotá. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The thriving Soulterian economy, worth 159 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 60,410 pesos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 192,844 per year while the poor average 14,383, a ratio of 13.4 to 1.

Fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", a petition to improve Soulterian literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks, and anyone can get ahead in life if they want to. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Soulteria's national animal is the bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Soulteria is ranked 226,382nd in the world and 6,721st in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring zero on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Largest Insurance Industry: 1,678thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,354thLargest Gambling Industry: 18,869thFattest Citizens: 23,214thLargest Mining Sector: 23,709th
Largest Insurance Industry: 62nd in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 536th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 615th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 628th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 664th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 722nd in the region

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