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The Republic of Souleatan

“Strength Through Freedom”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Very Good
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Location: The Sportsbook

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Republic of Souleatan is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.605 billion Souleatanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 14.0%.

The Souleatanian economy, worth 72.3 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,024 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Souleatan's national animal is the horse.

Souleatan is ranked 194,055th in the world and 26th in The Sportsbook for Largest Governments, scoring 8.83 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,967thTop
Fattest Citizens: 14,326thMost Primitive: 15,545th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the region

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