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The Crazy Browns fan of Sorianora

“Here we go Brownies!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Callista

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Crazy Browns fan of Sorianora is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kevin Stefanski with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, disturbing lack of elderly people, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.363 billion Clevelanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Dawg Pound. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet economy, worth 313 trillion Touchdowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 230,051 Touchdowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, and visitors to Sorianora are microchipped and must be escorted by a Soviet soldier - even to the bathroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sorianora's national animal is the Myles Garrett, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cleveland Sports.

Sorianora is ranked 52,949th in the world and 6th in Callista for Highest Economic Output, with 313 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 769thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 834thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,230thMost Secular: 1,236thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,452ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,697thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,731stMost Armed: 1,775thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,044thMost Avoided: 2,090thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,369thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,691stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,761stHighest Average Incomes: 4,340thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,479thLargest Black Market: 5,981stLowest Crime Rates: 7,312thMost Conservative: 9,759thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,380thHealthiest Citizens: 11,187thLargest Governments: 11,213thMost Authoritarian: 11,354thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,415thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 17,264thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,685thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,203rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,294thMost Efficient Economies: 22,810th
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 6 » Yes Humans Are Recyclable, Nooooooooooooooo, Archipelagica, GOD BLESS DEMOCRACY, Badger Kingdom, and Mathuvan Union.