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The Crazy Browns fan of Sorianora

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The Crazy Browns fan of Sorianora is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kevin Stefanski with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, disturbing lack of elderly people, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.363 billion Clevelanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Dawg Pound. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet economy, worth 313 trillion Touchdowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 230,051 Touchdowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, and visitors to Sorianora are microchipped and must be escorted by a Soviet soldier - even to the bathroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sorianora's national animal is the Myles Garrett, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cleveland Sports.

Sorianora is ranked 52,949^th in the world and 6^th in Callista for Highest Economic Output, with 313 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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