Spotlight on:
The People's Republic of Soqotra archipelago |
“Ya shueub alsharq”
Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Location: Union Mundial |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The People's Republic of Soqotra archipelago is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Harith Faraj Al-Soqotri with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and digital currency. The compassionate, hard-working population of 5.048 billion Soqotra archipelagoans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tamrida. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Soqotra archipelagoan economy, worth 579 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 114,858 Dinars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 439,088 per year while the poor average 20,762, a ratio of 21.1 to 1.
Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Soqotra archipelago, and political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soqotra archipelago's national animal is the Socotra starling, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Soqotra archipelago is ranked 58,023rd in the world and 26th in Union Mundial for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.21 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Soqotra archipelago, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
- : Following new legislation in Soqotra archipelago, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Soqotra archipelago.
- : Following new legislation in Soqotra archipelago, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work.
- : Following new legislation in Soqotra archipelago, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
- : Following new legislation in Soqotra archipelago, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in Soqotra archipelago, tuxedo rental companies are inexplicably going out of business.
- : Following new legislation in Soqotra archipelago, courtrooms can be a little sketchy.
- : Following new legislation in Soqotra archipelago, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork.
- : Following new legislation in Soqotra archipelago, farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season.
- : Following new legislation in Soqotra archipelago, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.