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The Dictatorship of Something is Awesome

“Things explode”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Suspicious

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Dictatorship of Something is Awesome is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 4.517 billion Something is Awesomeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Something is Awesomean economy, worth 31.2 trillion regions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Book Publishing. Average income is 6,906 regions, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, military spending is on the increase, and TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Something is Awesome's national animal is the black hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Something is Awesome is ranked 143,779th in the world and 2,278th in Suspicious for Most Influential, scoring 86 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most Authoritarian: 342ndMost Income Equality: 984thMost Extreme: 1,223rdMost Conservative: 1,662ndTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 16,640thHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,136th
Most Income Equality: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 44th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 57th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 76th in the regionLargest Governments: 79th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 112th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 154th in the regionMost Inclusive: 172nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 176th in the regionMost Patriotic: 277th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 340th in the regionMost Pacifist: 431st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 522nd in the regionTop
Safest: 568th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 714th in the regionLargest Populations: 791st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,049th in the region

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