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The Great military republic of Some rocks

“Commuism first everything else later”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: Giant ring in space

Regional Influence: Hermit


The Great military republic of Some rocks is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Great Leader James Coffey with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, compulsory vegetarianism, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.172 billion Rocsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rock Zero. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Rocsian economy, worth 67.8 trillion Boldas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. Average income is 57,848 Boldas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, refugees from other nations are flocking to Some rocks's border, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, and cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Great Leader James Coffey's desk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Some rocks's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coffeyism.

Some rocks is ranked 217,594th in the world and 1st in Giant ring in space for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -12.88 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Secular: 2,872ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,218thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,768thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,929thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 19,067thMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,657thNicest Citizens: 20,840th

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