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The Some Random TNPer of Some Random TNP Nation |
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Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Location: The North Pacific |
Regional Influence: Nipper |
The Some Random TNPer of Some Random TNP Nation is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Random Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 11.479 billion Random TNPers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Some Random City. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient A Random TNPer economy, worth a remarkable 3,504 trillion Question marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 305,287 Question marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories", citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and The Random Leader's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Some Random TNP Nation's national animal is the Some Random Animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Randomness.
Some Random TNP Nation is ranked 77,855th in the world and 1,094th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 621.9427964008 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Some Random TNP Nation, The Random Leader's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
- : Following new legislation in Some Random TNP Nation, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
- : Following new legislation in Some Random TNP Nation, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.
- : Following new legislation in Some Random TNP Nation, interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories".
- : Some Random TNP Nation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Some Random TNP Nation, holidays are regarded as the most miserable time of the year.
- : Following new legislation in Some Random TNP Nation, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile.
- : Following new legislation in Some Random TNP Nation, traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits.
- : Following new legislation in Some Random TNP Nation, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
- : Following new legislation in Some Random TNP Nation, increasing numbers of children in Some Random TNP Nation have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers.