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The Brains of Some Random TNP Nation


Category: Authoritarian Democracy
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Brains of Some Random TNP Nation is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, prohibition of alcohol, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.022 billion Some Random TNP Nationians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brains. The average income tax rate is 77.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Some Random TNP Nationian economy, worth 775 trillion Aerilians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 154,343 Aerilians, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations, and foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Some Random TNP Nation's national animal is the Monster Bat Zombie Vampire, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Some Random TNP Nation is ranked 24,681st in the world and 825th in The North Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 775 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 361stMost Primitive: 1,532ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,632ndTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,644thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,036thLargest Black Market: 3,636thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,685thLargest Mining Sector: 3,901stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,679thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,097thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,345thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,846thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,435thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,592ndMost Avoided: 11,385thTop
Most Influential: 12,452ndHighest Average Incomes: 13,271stMost Efficient Economies: 13,704thMost Secular: 13,717thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,997thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,591stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,726thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,294thLargest Governments: 18,858thLowest Crime Rates: 21,419thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,825th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 14th in the regionMost Primitive: 50th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 69th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 123rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 137th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 140th in the regionLargest Black Market: 152nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 210th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 221st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 224th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 312th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 357th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 397th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 419th in the regionMost Avoided: 472nd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 604th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 615th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 631st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 640th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 650th in the regionMost Secular: 705th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 717th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 825th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 916th in the regionLargest Governments: 945th in the region

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