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The Republic of Soirwren

“Vigilance. Grace. Determination.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: The East Pacific

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The Republic of Soirwren is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 2.561 billion Soirwrenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soigné. The average income tax rate is 56.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Soirwrenian economy, worth 212 trillion credits a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 82,840 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Soirwrenian pirates, and refugees from other nations are flocking to Soirwren's border. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soirwren's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Soirwren is ranked 1,551st in the world and 30th in The East Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 12,129.32 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,551stTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,316thMost Influential: 2,681stBest Weather: 7,583rdTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 9,387thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,126thMost Developed: 10,194thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,298thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,213thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,677thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,792ndMost Beautiful Environments: 11,852ndMost Advanced Public Education: 11,886thHealthiest Citizens: 12,196th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 30th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 197th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 212th in the regionBest Weather: 212th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 229th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 248th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 255th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 267th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 268th in the regionMost Developed: 285th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 311th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 324th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 326th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 336th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 418th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 447th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 499th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 506th in the regionMost Secular: 535th in the regionMost Stationary: 572nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 587th in the regionMost Inclusive: 623rd in the region

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