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The Republic of Soirwren

“Vigilance. Grace. Determination.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: The East Pacific

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The Republic of Soirwren is a massive, safe nation, notable for its parental licensing program, rampant corporate plagiarism, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 4.771 billion Soirwrenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soigné. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Soirwrenian economy, worth 385 trillion credits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 80,772 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government seizes all major gold finds, gun-wielding gangsters sometimes deal death from as far as ten paces away, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife, and collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soirwren's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Soirwren is ranked 206,209th in the world and 8,083rd in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -9.2 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,888thMost Influential: 3,109thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,399thBest Weather: 5,906thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,852ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,106thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,380thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,806thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,533rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,877thMost Pacifist: 10,061stMost Developed: 10,552ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,738thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 11,573rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,589thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,883rdMost Efficient Economies: 18,144thSmartest Citizens: 18,298thMost Secular: 19,516thMost Inclusive: 21,359thMost Stationary: 21,486thLargest Black Market: 21,937th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 139th in the regionMost Influential: 175th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 184th in the regionBest Weather: 188th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 224th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 225th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 250th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 260th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 264th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 282nd in the regionMost Developed: 308th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 323rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 340th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 359th in the regionMost Pacifist: 360th in the regionMost Stationary: 393rd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 491st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 505th in the regionLargest Black Market: 510th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 582nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 631st in the regionLargest Populations: 638th in the regionMost Secular: 661st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 738th in the regionMost Inclusive: 742nd in the region

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