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The Republic of Soirwren

“Vigilance. Grace. Determination.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: The East Pacific

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The Republic of Soirwren is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.284 billion Soirwrenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soigné. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Soirwrenian economy, worth 359 trillion credits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,811 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Money can't buy love but mercy is entirely negotiable, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, insanely good theatre productions face government censorship, and praying before a battle is a court-martial offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soirwren's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Soirwren is ranked 155,237th in the world and 6,690th in The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.74 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Influential: 2,923rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,151stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,260thBest Weather: 6,399thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,680thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,136thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,252ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,792ndMost Advanced Public Education: 9,184thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,279thMost Pacifist: 9,479thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,854thTop
Most Developed: 10,779thHealthiest Citizens: 10,972ndLongest Average Lifespans: 12,424thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,827thLargest Black Market: 16,481stMost Efficient Economies: 17,291stMost Secular: 18,629thSmartest Citizens: 19,143rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,277th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 153rd in the regionMost Influential: 174th in the regionBest Weather: 181st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 206th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 219th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 234th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 242nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 244th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 244th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 251st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 284th in the regionMost Developed: 303rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 314th in the regionMost Pacifist: 314th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 350th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 374th in the regionLargest Black Market: 399th in the regionMost Stationary: 419th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 450th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 505th in the regionMost Secular: 634th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 661st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 669th in the regionLargest Populations: 688th in the regionMost Inclusive: 697th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 700th in the region

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