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The Most Serene Republic of Socionation

“You Can't Stop Progress”

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The Most Serene Republic of Socionation is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 548 million Socionationians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Pipirka. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Socionationian economy, worth 57.8 trillion pipirkas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 105,508 pipirkas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, oxygen is commonly known as 'breathinium', heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-pipirka treacle machine, and snitches get riches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socionation's national animal is the uncle Ben, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Socionation is ranked 28,613^th in the world and 508^th in The Communist Bloc for Smartest Citizens, with 50.27 quips per hour.

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