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The Collective Communes of Socialistic Britain

“United, we Thrive. Divided, we Die.”

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The Collective Communes of Socialistic Britain is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Robert Griffiths with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.816 billion British are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater London. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 1,793 trillion Pound sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 229,406 Pound sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, and foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous British bee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialistic Britain's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Socialistic Britain is ranked 281,032^nd in the world and 263^rd in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Devout, with 2.26 prayers per hour.

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