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The Spooky Scary Communes of Socialistic Britain

“United, We spook. Divided, we scared.”

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The Spooky Scary Communes of Socialistic Britain is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by PM Edward Korbyn with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.629 billion British are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater London. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 2,264 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 235,171 Pound Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, and getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Socialistic Britain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialistic Britain's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Marxist Yodlism.

Socialistic Britain is ranked 196,571^st in the world and 258^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 39.78 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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