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The Collective Communes of Socialistic Britain

“United, we Thrive. Divided, we Die.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: The Region That Has No Big Banks

Regional Influence: Negotiator


The Collective Communes of Socialistic Britain is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Robert Griffiths with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.816 billion British are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater London. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 1,793 trillion Pound sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 229,406 Pound sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, and foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous British bee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialistic Britain's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Socialistic Britain is ranked 281,032nd in the world and 263rd in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Devout, with 2.26 prayers per hour.

Most Influential: 1,056thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,972ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,019thMost Armed: 2,141stTop
Most Secular: 2,946thMost Patriotic: 2,971stMost Developed: 3,244thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,286thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,334thLargest Governments: 3,352ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,482ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,571stLowest Crime Rates: 3,651stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,897thSmartest Citizens: 4,751stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,491stMost Efficient Economies: 5,663rdLongest Average Lifespans: 5,996thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,356thHighest Average Incomes: 6,428thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,522ndMost Corrupt Governments: 7,423rdMost Inclusive: 7,691stMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,737thHealthiest Citizens: 8,521stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,560thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,202ndRudest Citizens: 12,280thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,630thHighest Food Quality: 12,636thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,761stHighest Economic Output: 13,432ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,444thTop
Largest Black Market: 17,544thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,616thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,406thMost Stationary: 27,765th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24th in the regionMost Inclusive: 24th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25th in the region

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