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The Imperial Empire of Socialist Xlyvania

“Fear not going forward slowly; fear only standing still”

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The Imperial Empire of Socialist Xlyvania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Jixam with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 25.601 billion Xlyvanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exelica Pavilion. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xlyvanian economy, worth an astonishing 10,322 trillion Aurum Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 403,190 Aurum Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, the nation's favourite colour is blue (Socialist Xlyvania has found 3 easter eggs), machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter, and therapists can always squeeze in another house-call. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Xlyvania's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Neutrality.

Socialist Xlyvania is ranked 456^th in the world and 3^rd in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Highest Economic Output, with 10,322 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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