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The United Empire of Socialist Xlyvania |
“Fear not going forward slowly; fear only standing still”
Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Location: The Land of Kings and Emperors |
Regional Influence: Eminence Grise |
The United Empire of Socialist Xlyvania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by 👑 Emperor Jixam with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, prohibition of alcohol, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 27.989 billion Xlyvanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🏛 Exelica Pavilion. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Xlyvanian economy, worth an astonishing 12,098 trillion 💵 Aurum Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 432,276 💵 Aurum Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Xlyvania's national animal is the 🐍 Emerald Viper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ⛔️ Neutrality.
Socialist Xlyvania is ranked 37th in the world and 1st in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Smartest Citizens, with 496.22 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Socialist Xlyvania, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint.
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Socialist Xlyvania, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
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Socialist Xlyvania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "End Collective Punishment".
- : Following new legislation in
Socialist Xlyvania, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
- : Following new legislation in
Socialist Xlyvania, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
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Socialist Xlyvania, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
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Socialist Xlyvania, self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies.
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Socialist Xlyvania, skateparks can be found in every city.
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Socialist Xlyvania, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again.
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Socialist Xlyvania, saying "don't do anything that 👑 Emperor Jixam wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 15 » Enggano,
Nulkia,
Francomia,
Frolacia,
Ruhnhearth,
Romparti,
Vilcey,
Austerlant,
Rykwetter,
Kalldunn,
Dear Old Uncle Sam,
Bahd-Kalisto,
Chaimono,
Ofoten, and
Democratic Agre Frentopia.