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The United Empire of Socialist Xlyvania

“Fear not going forward slowly; fear only standing still”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: The Land of Kings and Emperors

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The United Empire of Socialist Xlyvania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by 👑 Emperor Jixam with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, prohibition of alcohol, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 27.989 billion Xlyvanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🏛 Exelica Pavilion. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xlyvanian economy, worth an astonishing 12,098 trillion 💵 Aurum Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 432,276 💵 Aurum Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Xlyvania's national animal is the 🐍 Emerald Viper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ⛔️ Neutrality.

Socialist Xlyvania is ranked 37th in the world and 1st in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Smartest Citizens, with 496.22 quips per hour.

Most Developed: 5thLongest Average Lifespans: 7thHealthiest Citizens: 9thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10thBest Weather: 23rdLowest Crime Rates: 23rdMost Beautiful Environments: 35thSmartest Citizens: 37thMost Advanced Public Education: 55thMost Pacifist: 63rdHighest Food Quality: 64thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 67thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 84thMost Cultured: 104thMost Efficient Economies: 109thLargest Governments: 112thHighest Average Tax Rates: 122ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 155thMost Cheerful Citizens: 160thSafest: 161stMost Advanced Public Transport: 167thHighest Poor Incomes: 174thMost Secular: 178thMost Scientifically Advanced: 269thNicest Citizens: 318thMost Subsidized Industry: 359thLargest Information Technology Sector: 369thMost Inclusive: 397thHighest Economic Output: 404thMost Compassionate Citizens: 480thLargest Welfare Programs: 535thHighest Average Incomes: 692ndMost Influential: 773rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,236thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,079thMost Patriotic: 2,202ndMost Stationary: 2,406thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,868thLargest Populations: 3,738thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,579thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,089thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,390thTop
Most Income Equality: 18,114th
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionMost Patriotic: 11th in the regionMost Income Equality: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 24th in the region

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