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The Socialist Serene Republic of Socialist Soviet Armenia

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The Socialist Serene Republic of Socialist Soviet Armenia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Agastya Nadadhur with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.059 billion Armenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gyumri. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Armenian economy, worth 772 trillion Armenian Ark Silver Drams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 190,249 Armenian Ark Silver Drams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, and the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Soviet Armenia's national animal is the Hammerhead Shark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Socialist Soviet Armenia is ranked 145,503^rd in the world and 729^th in Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 85.77 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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