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The Socialist Serene Republic of Socialist Soviet Armenia

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Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: Europe

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Socialist Serene Republic of Socialist Soviet Armenia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Agastya Nadadhur with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.059 billion Armenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gyumri. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Armenian economy, worth 772 trillion Armenian Ark Silver Drams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 190,249 Armenian Ark Silver Drams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, and the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Soviet Armenia's national animal is the Hammerhead Shark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Socialist Soviet Armenia is ranked 145,503rd in the world and 729th in Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 85.77 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Secular: 2,278thLowest Crime Rates: 2,363rdTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,037thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,139thMost Armed: 3,166thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,484thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,894thMost Influential: 3,945thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,221stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,390thMost Efficient Economies: 4,510thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,873rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,929thLargest Governments: 4,940thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,292ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,503rdMost Developed: 5,930thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,357thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,429thMost Cultured: 7,300thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,572ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,719thLargest Mining Sector: 7,799thSmartest Citizens: 8,623rdHealthiest Citizens: 10,063rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,372ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,504thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 13,136thMost Inclusive: 13,840thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,889thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,616thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,447thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,764thMost Authoritarian: 18,383rdLargest Publishing Industry: 20,981stMost Income Equality: 21,406thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,655thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22,173rdHighest Economic Output: 24,143rd
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Most Armed: 18th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 33rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 39th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 41st in the regionMost Secular: 42nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 50th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 50th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 58th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 68th in the regionLargest Governments: 71st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 72nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 80th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 82nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 88th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 91st in the regionMost Income Equality: 93rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 97th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 111th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 114th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 120th in the regionMost Developed: 120th in the region

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