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The Serene Socialist Republic of Socialist Soviet Armenia

“Why does the economy stagnate?”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Serene Socialist Republic of Socialist Soviet Armenia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Agastya Nadadhur with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.265 billion Armenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gyumri. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Armenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,004 trillion Armenian Ark Silver Drams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 275,939 Armenian Ark Silver Drams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Soviet Armenia's national animal is the Hammerhead Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Socialist Soviet Armenia is ranked 277,465th in the world and 13,265th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.34 crimes per hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 735thMost Patriotic: 784thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,205thLowest Crime Rates: 1,299thMost Influential: 1,382ndMost Secular: 1,530thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,701stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,127thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,139thMost Armed: 2,287thMost Efficient Economies: 2,290thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,322ndLargest Governments: 2,502ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,762ndTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,964thHighest Average Incomes: 3,016thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,101stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,117thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,238thMost Developed: 3,370thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,375thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,398thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,650thMost Cultured: 4,619thSmartest Citizens: 4,715thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,774thHealthiest Citizens: 5,226thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,282ndLargest Black Market: 5,325thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,644thHighest Food Quality: 6,707thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,610thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,685thLargest Mining Sector: 7,984thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,131stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,062ndHighest Economic Output: 9,679thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,902ndLargest Publishing Industry: 11,368thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,437thMost Inclusive: 12,151stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,280thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 14,183rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,574thMost Authoritarian: 20,179thMost Conservative: 22,820th
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Most Patriotic: 36th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 51st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 59th in the regionMost Armed: 71st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 76th in the regionMost Secular: 76th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 78th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 88th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 94th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 100th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 107th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 116th in the regionLargest Governments: 120th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 133rd in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 135th in the regionLargest Black Market: 148th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 157th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 166th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 170th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 173rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 183rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 186th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 187th in the regionMost Developed: 191st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 194th in the regionMost Cultured: 236th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 243rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 253rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 310th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 322nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 325th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 382nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 393rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 412th in the regionMost Influential: 433rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 492nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 502nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 504th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 515th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 540th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 568th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 682nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 700th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 732nd in the regionLargest Populations: 883rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1,074th in the regionMost Conservative: 1,200th in the region

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