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The Iron Galactic Imperium of Socialist Holy American Empire

“Auf die G÷tter und den Kaiser bei uns vertrauen wir”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Iron Galactic Imperium of Socialist Holy American Empire is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Heinrich VI with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.888 billion Imperial Amerikans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of White Palace. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Socialist Holy American Empirean economy, worth 451 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 92,369 Imperial Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airplane passenger seat sizes and ticket prices are both first-class, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in The East Pacific, and scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Holy American Empire's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Il˙vatarism.

Socialist Holy American Empire is ranked 194,862nd in the world and 8,131st in The East Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -41.4 on the Hayek Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 760thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,063rdMost Influential: 1,227thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,038thMost Armed: 5,241stBest Weather: 7,066thMost Devout: 10,117thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,530thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,250thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,545thHealthiest Citizens: 12,929thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,330thLargest Black Market: 15,143rdLongest Average Lifespans: 15,442ndLowest Crime Rates: 16,372ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,847thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,333rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,520thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,051stLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,364thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,346thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,627thMost Stationary: 21,138thMost Cultured: 21,346thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,441st
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 40th in the regionMost Influential: 43rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 52nd in the regionTop
Most Armed: 117th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 140th in the regionBest Weather: 217th in the regionMost Devout: 292nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 313th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 317th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 351st in the regionLargest Black Market: 372nd in the regionMost Stationary: 380th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 392nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 415th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 418th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 430th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 455th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 482nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 524th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 547th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 567th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 574th in the regionLargest Populations: 586th in the regionMost Cultured: 593rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 641st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 689th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 723rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 733rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 787th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 884th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 887th in the region

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