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The Not Kokichi of Socialist Communist States

“Not Starving!”

Category: Corporate Police State
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Not Kokichi of Socialist Communist States is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Not Kokichi with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.954 billion Slaves are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Omagrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Oppressed economy, worth a remarkable 4,432 trillion Workers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 495,008 Workers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,563,598 per year while the poor average 5,389, a ratio of 846 to 1.

A survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, male tourists tend to be fearful of Socialist Communist States's deadly femme fatales, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, and former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Socialist Communist States's national animal is the Workers, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Haruhiism - SOS Brigade.

Socialist Communist States is ranked 2,199th in the world and 59th in The East Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 50.96 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Largest Retail Industry: 55thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 56thMost Corrupt Governments: 193rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 196thLargest Gambling Industry: 221stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 222ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 234thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 240thMost Efficient Economies: 268thMost Avoided: 280thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 328thHighest Average Incomes: 333rdFattest Citizens: 379thMost Subsidized Industry: 420thLargest Agricultural Sector: 435thLargest Insurance Industry: 510thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 510thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 554thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 629thLargest Mining Sector: 988thLargest Black Market: 998thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,131stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,163rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,211thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,262ndMost Armed: 1,564thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,683rdRudest Citizens: 1,713thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,853rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,031stLargest Governments: 2,199thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,575thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,856thHighest Crime Rates: 3,206thMost Conservative: 7,577thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,983rdSmartest Citizens: 11,254thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,153rdMost Pro-Market: 15,938thMost Extreme: 16,222ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,095thMost Influential: 20,338thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,966th
Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 23rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionMost Armed: 38th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 41st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 48th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 51st in the regionRudest Citizens: 51st in the regionLargest Governments: 59th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 59th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 85th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 98th in the regionMost Extreme: 129th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 174th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 248th in the regionLargest Populations: 273rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 304th in the regionMost Conservative: 347th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 399th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 711th in the region

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