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The Polite People's Pepublic of Socialist Communist States

“Politely Starving!”

Category: Corporate Police State
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Polite People's Pepublic of Socialist Communist States is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Kokichi Oma with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, flagrant waste-dumping, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.516 billion Slaves are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Omagrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Oppressed economy, worth a remarkable 3,685 trillion Workers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 490,365 Workers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,519,328 per year while the poor average 5,358, a ratio of 843 to 1.

Fake beard sales are on the rise amongst female commuters, in a fit of passion Kokichi Oma has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Socialist Communist States, and tour guides tell passengers that there is beautiful architecture just behind the two-hundred-foot concrete walls. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Socialist Communist States's national animal is the Workers, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Haruhiism - SOS Brigade.

Socialist Communist States is ranked 219,009th in the world and 8,951st in The East Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 3.77 Tourists Per Hour.

Largest Retail Industry: 46thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 60thMost Valuable International Artwork: 147thMost Corrupt Governments: 181stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 204thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 234thLargest Gambling Industry: 235thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 244thMost Efficient Economies: 265thMost Avoided: 283rdHighest Average Incomes: 332ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 347thMost Subsidized Industry: 356thFattest Citizens: 369thLargest Agricultural Sector: 420thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 500thLargest Insurance Industry: 536thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 595thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 733rdLargest Mining Sector: 987thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,050thLargest Black Market: 1,066thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,173rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,177thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,196thMost Armed: 1,431stRudest Citizens: 1,465thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,542ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,797thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,813thLargest Governments: 2,082ndTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,706thHighest Crime Rates: 2,804thHighest Economic Output: 3,103rdMost Conservative: 8,016thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,981stSmartest Citizens: 10,498thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,384thMost Pro-Market: 14,888thMost Extreme: 16,174thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,601stMost Advanced Public Education: 21,006th
Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Black Market: 20th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28th in the regionMost Armed: 30th in the regionRudest Citizens: 35th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 39th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 41st in the regionLargest Governments: 50th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 51st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 53rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 67th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 75th in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 213th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 238th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 270th in the regionLargest Populations: 294th in the regionMost Extreme: 392nd in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 449th in the regionMost Conservative: 535th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 656th in the region

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