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The All-Pervasive Infestation of Socialist Cockroaches

“Cockroaches shall rule the world!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Toilette

Regional Influence: Dominator


The All-Pervasive Infestation of Socialist Cockroaches is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Nicole Judge with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 28.265 billion cockroaches are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olson Middle School. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish cockroach economy, worth a remarkable 4,729 trillion toilet paper rolls a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is an impressive 167,313 toilet paper rolls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, and heroes long thought dead are promptly killed upon their return. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Cockroaches's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is state atheism.

Socialist Cockroaches is ranked 211,252nd in the world and 1st in Toilette for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.45 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Largest Governments: 3rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rdLowest Crime Rates: 10thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 70thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 70thMost Beautiful Environments: 86thMost Corrupt Governments: 104thSafest: 133rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 351stHealthiest Citizens: 431stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 588thSmartest Citizens: 945thMost Secular: 1,088thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,088thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,379thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,462ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,113thHighest Economic Output: 2,284thTop
Largest Populations: 3,017thBest Weather: 3,629thNudest: 4,555thMost Conservative: 4,559thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,616thMost Authoritarian: 5,092ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,229thMost Inclusive: 7,168thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,180thHighest Average Incomes: 10,940thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,581stMost Extreme: 19,963rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,736th

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