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The All-Pervasive Infestation of Socialist Cockroaches

“Cockroaches shall rule the world!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Weak
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Toilette

Regional Influence: Dominator

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The All-Pervasive Infestation of Socialist Cockroaches is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by King Nicole Judge with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 30.52 billion cockroaches are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olson Middle School. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped cockroach economy, worth a remarkable 5,890 trillion toilet paper rolls a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is an impressive 193,010 toilet paper rolls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, schoolchildren quote interesting facts about the square of the hypotenuse, anti-tourism militias patrol the borders, and the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of King Nicole Judge in ermine and velvet garb. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Cockroaches's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is state atheism.

Socialist Cockroaches is ranked 23,205th in the world and 1st in Toilette for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

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Highest Average Tax Rates: 4thLargest Governments: 4thLowest Crime Rates: 12thMost Patriotic: 42ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 42ndMost Beautiful Environments: 97thMost Corrupt Governments: 104thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 136thMost Advanced Public Transport: 175thSafest: 181stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 395thHealthiest Citizens: 477thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 867thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,022ndSmartest Citizens: 1,057thMost Secular: 1,075thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,098thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,437thHighest Economic Output: 1,874thTop
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Largest Populations: 2,909thBest Weather: 3,211thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,351stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,256thNudest: 4,527thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,254thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,892ndMost Conservative: 5,908thMost Authoritarian: 7,371stHighest Average Incomes: 8,080thMost Inclusive: 10,481stHighest Food Quality: 10,947thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 23,205th

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