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The All-Pervasive Infestation of Socialist Cockroaches

“Cockroaches shall rule the world!”

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The All-Pervasive Infestation of Socialist Cockroaches is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Nicole Judge with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 28.265 billion cockroaches are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olson Middle School. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish cockroach economy, worth a remarkable 4,729 trillion toilet paper rolls a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is an impressive 167,313 toilet paper rolls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, and heroes long thought dead are promptly killed upon their return. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Cockroaches's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is state atheism.

Socialist Cockroaches is ranked 211,252^nd in the world and 1^st in Toilette for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.45 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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