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The All-Pervasive Infestation of Socialist Cockroaches

“Cockroaches shall rule the world!”

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The All-Pervasive Infestation of Socialist Cockroaches is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by King Nicole Judge with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 30.52 billion cockroaches are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olson Middle School. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped cockroach economy, worth a remarkable 5,890 trillion toilet paper rolls a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is an impressive 193,010 toilet paper rolls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, schoolchildren quote interesting facts about the square of the hypotenuse, anti-tourism militias patrol the borders, and the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of King Nicole Judge in ermine and velvet garb. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Cockroaches's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is state atheism.

Socialist Cockroaches is ranked 23,205^th in the world and 1^st in Toilette for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

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