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The Federation of Socialist Balkans

“United we stand”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Europe

Regional Influence: Squire


The Federation of Socialist Balkans is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Charis Mortescu with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.865 billion Socialist Balkansians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Pella. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist Balkansian economy, worth 460 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 160,672 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers, it's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from Charis Mortescu's childhood, and children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Socialist Balkans's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Socialist Balkans is ranked 234,394th in the world and 1,118th in Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.59 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Influential: 637thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,035thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,953rdTop
Most Inclusive: 2,614thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,891stMost Pacifist: 2,975thNicest Citizens: 3,094thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,422ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,452ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,509thMost Developed: 3,820thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,893rdSafest: 3,986thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,080thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,106thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,375thHealthiest Citizens: 4,536thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,800thSmartest Citizens: 4,872ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,191stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,283rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,544thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,603rdLargest Governments: 5,699thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,926thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,944thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,006thBest Weather: 6,800thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,817thMost Secular: 6,855thLowest Crime Rates: 7,355thMost Efficient Economies: 7,748thMost Cultured: 7,829thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,551stMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,136thNudest: 11,764thHighest Average Incomes: 11,982ndTop
Highest Drug Use: 15,988thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,351st
Highest Drug Use: 30th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 34th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 47th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 47th in the regionMost Inclusive: 49th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 50th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 52nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 55th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 56th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 57th in the regionNudest: 57th in the regionMost Pacifist: 57th in the regionNicest Citizens: 59th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 63rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 66th in the regionSafest: 67th in the regionMost Developed: 70th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 72nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 75th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 77th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 78th in the regionLargest Governments: 84th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 89th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 90th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 90th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 90th in the regionMost Secular: 92nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 98th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 103rd in the regionMost Influential: 106th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 108th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 109th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 114th in the region

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