The Federation of Socialist Balkans
“United we stand”
|Category: Left-Leaning College State|
Regional Influence: Squire
The Federation of Socialist Balkans is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Charis Mortescu with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.865 billion Socialist Balkansians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Pella. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Socialist Balkansian economy, worth 460 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 160,672 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers, it's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from Charis Mortescu's childhood, and children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Socialist Balkans's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Socialist Balkans was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Balkans, children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Balkans, it's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from Charis Mortescu's childhood.
- : Socialist Balkans was endorsed by The Republic of Limburgvolk.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Balkans, kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers.
- : Socialist Balkans endorsed The Colony of Xelaxos.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Balkans, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme.
- : Socialist Balkans was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
- : Socialist Balkans was endorsed by The Colony of Xelaxos.
- : Socialist Balkans voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Roavin".
Endorsements Received: 193 » Imperium Anglorum, Yahlia, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Saint Domingo, St Scarlett, Regnum Italiae, Thracia Republic, Ahma, Slavonia and Srijem, Irminsulia, Republic of Satherland, Pilipinas and Malaya, Northern German Federation, The New Nordic Union, Outer Sparta, Thracia and Crimea, Baycanistan, Monkistan, Nevelja, Bohomo, Stukilo, Saiwania, Dauershire, Purgatio, Kenmoria WA Mission, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, Feria-Alkaline, Dark Matter, Wombelland, Brakanistan, Slavorussia, Supcotia, An Clar, Leranditale, Chioganah, GanymedEuropa, Soviet Taoistan, British Norklon, Scravovia, Elisabethshagen, Alsted, Lovisa, Mallesia, Thils, Stromia, Walfo, The Wretched of this Earth, Shagolaa, Lord Sapre, Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire, and 143 others.Godefargen, IllyrianAlbania, Nardin, Sloburg, Slovanov, North of Americas, South St Maarten, The Mongol Plain, Jim the Baptist, Ostermarch, Nuweland, Prussian-Union, Solteur, Carignanum, Continental Social Democrats, The Champions League, Invernessia, Someseni, Chronus, Umeria, Ansington, Lieges, Savinecross, Greater Albaina, Shaor, Destyntine, The Seven Provinces, Ausvelt, Grodisze, The Fair Republic, Kurfuerstentum Brandenburg-Mecklenburg, Abject Ludicrosity, Eastern Greenlands, Castelblancia, Anglealnd, Desibia, Esvonia, Romana Imperium de Italia, Maritzal, Falvaard, Galway-Dublin, Leszno, Super Happy Land, Bombastion, Weeddialvon, Weltbeherrschung, Lyallpur, Zaporizhzhia, Canovium, Parliamentary Laramidia, Neuchateau, Kardjali, Puerto Thelosia, Wessex and Cornwall, New Touraine, Aragonja, Quentenia, Dalmannia, Cytadela, ENOTRIA, Maanenland, Wiener-Neustadt, Serbia-Macebonia, Litalia Vala, Germany Third Reich, Domton, Arorska, Toaddia, State Of Kian, Boldia, Nea Europa, Migurson, Cherised Lands of Galicia, Eritei, Rivierenland, Free Workers Macedon, Hafrsa, The Scandinavian Realm, Northwest Isles, Diets, Betasia, Trixeland, New Ylicia, Socialist Soviet Armenia, Yoannes, Sukitopia, Liberal Federal Republic Germany, Moravian-Silesian Kingdom, The Kingdom of Denmark, Apollonivm, Othenhiem, Greater Tomland, Bareu, Novabritannia, The-British-Isles, Terdiatlans, Imperium Germaniae, Martelon, Lohika, Dipretorian, Ventelia, Rotenstein, Velosia, Jahass, Durlia, Vieternozsk, Demon666, The Reunited Yugoslavs, Equatorial Zone, Viktorias, The Haven of Corporations, Mons Graupius, Afandar, Ivernia, Escalver, Landiania, Alternan, Kamovia, Sienkahn, Egyptian Mamluk Sultanate, Apabeossie, Acaduil, Enway, Azitupia, Meropis, Drew Durrnil, Crestphalia, Ukallingrad, Vostokian Union, Rawando, Dizgovzy, Pavaludia, The New Mexican Confederation, United Engiresco, Arguistan, Fjarrej, Owlograd, Corsovica, Orob, Kanokla, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Zarulia, and Xelaxos.