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The United Socialist States of Social Kuba is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.007 billion Social Kubans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Social Kuba City. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Social Kuban economy, worth 821 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 205,042 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices, and manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Social Kuba's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

Social Kuba is ranked 121,984^th in the world and 5,641^st in Lazarus for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,478.01 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.