The Holy Republic of Soap tips
“Lets go to africa and find love in the jungle”
|Category: Psychotic Dictatorship|
Location: The Free Nations Region
Regional Influence: Page
The Holy Republic of Soap tips is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Bill with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.007 billion Soap tipsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of yes. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient Soap tipsian economy, worth 53.9 trillion soaps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 53,553 soaps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, doctors fax when they need facts fast, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soap tips's national animal is the bill wurtz, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Soap tips was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Soap tips was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Europan Union.
- : Soap tips was endorsed by The Dominion of Kitsunistan.
- : Following new legislation in Soap tips, school uniforms are compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in Soap tips, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills.
- : Following new legislation in Soap tips, doctors fax when they need facts fast.
- : Following new legislation in Soap tips, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents.
- : Following new legislation in Soap tips, those who investigate UFOs tend to wake up delirious on abandoned roads.
- : Soap tips lodged a message on the The Free Nations Realm Regional Message Board.
- : Soap tips voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
Endorsements Received: 36 » BBoss, Narvatus, Grand Abaco, Sulivannia, My Nation, Zuuri, Emaha, Laidir, Parenlord, The Republic of Awesometopia, MexUsCan, Asianite, Tiocfadh, Novostia, Linkers Sha, Manoresca, Doctors Orvos, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Artannia, Tyuleniy, Moka Pamplemousses, Sparsdan, Tan Talaba, Archargentina, Alitani, Obets, People of Nolan, Novissima Terra, The Free France, Kastagistan, United State of Ancolia, Gabeopolis, Northern Celtic Regions, Somennia, Kitsunistan, and Europan Union.