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The Dictatorship of So Many Bees

“god there’s so many of them there’s too many bees h”

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The Dictatorship of So Many Bees is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 220 million So Many Beesians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.2%.

The powerhouse So Many Beesian economy, worth 17.2 trillion honey jars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 78,111 honey jars, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Fruit vendors are encouraging a life of crime in their advertising, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, and subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. So Many Bees's national animal is the bee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

So Many Bees is ranked 21,672^nd in the world and 813^th in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 63,113.82 Standard Monetary Units.

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