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The Incorporated States of So88er

“Peace on this piece of earth”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: Great Britain and Ireland

Regional Influence: Dominator


The Incorporated States of So88er is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by a Generally Amiable Fellow with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 37.958 billion So88erians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whole Inwon. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient So88erian economy, worth an astonishing 15,868 trillion nutmeques a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 418,054 nutmeques, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot, and the So88er Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. So88er's national animal is the flying pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ilken Fitherwop.

So88er is ranked 747th in the world and 1st in Great Britain and Ireland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 168.59 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 37thLargest Retail Industry: 40thLargest Agricultural Sector: 67thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 68thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 96thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 131stHighest Economic Output: 149thHighest Disposable Incomes: 211thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 222ndLargest Insurance Industry: 370thMost Stationary: 412thMost Efficient Economies: 419thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 541stLargest Populations: 571stLargest Mining Sector: 592ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 610thHighest Poor Incomes: 628thHighest Average Incomes: 655thLowest Crime Rates: 747thRudest Citizens: 788thMost Inclusive: 833rdFattest Citizens: 1,043rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,634thMost Pacifist: 1,698thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,309thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,354thTop
Most Developed: 2,870thLargest Governments: 3,889thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,263rdSmartest Citizens: 4,319thMost Influential: 6,135thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,872ndLongest Average Lifespans: 7,940thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,137thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,027thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,101stTop
Most Secular: 12,928thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,800thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,150thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,548th

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