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The Incorporated States of So88er

“Peace on this piece of earth”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Great Britain and Ireland

Regional Influence: Dominator


The Incorporated States of So88er is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by a Generally Amiable Fellow with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 36.213 billion So88erians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whole Inwon. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient So88erian economy, worth an astonishing 14,890 trillion nutmeques a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 411,192 nutmeques, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the So88erian Space Agency, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament, and being a Generally Amiable Fellow has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. So88er's national animal is the flying pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ilken Fitherwop.

So88er is ranked 933rd in the world and 1st in Great Britain and Ireland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 156.55 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23rdLargest Retail Industry: 36thLargest Agricultural Sector: 66thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 75thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 99thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 100thHighest Economic Output: 162ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 196thHighest Disposable Incomes: 223rdLargest Insurance Industry: 350thMost Stationary: 434thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 473rdLargest Mining Sector: 511thRudest Citizens: 518thMost Efficient Economies: 527thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 551stLargest Populations: 581stHighest Average Incomes: 653rdFattest Citizens: 786thLowest Crime Rates: 933rdMost Inclusive: 1,414thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,603rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,045thTop
Most Avoided: 2,730thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,955thMost Pacifist: 3,496thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,857thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,674thMost Developed: 5,495thMost Influential: 5,823rdLargest Governments: 6,859thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,660thSmartest Citizens: 8,057thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 11,084thMost Secular: 14,742ndMost Advanced Public Education: 15,149thLargest Black Market: 15,557thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,130thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,594thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,572nd

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