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The Incorporated States of So88er

“Peace on this piece of earth”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: Great Britain and Ireland

Regional Influence: Hegemony


The Incorporated States of So88er is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by a Generally Amiable Fellow with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, rampant corporate plagiarism, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 33.948 billion So88erians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whole Inwon. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient So88erian economy, worth an astonishing 12,928 trillion nutmeques a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 380,836 nutmeques, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,106,133 per year while the poor average 103,787, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

The realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and the fattest folk in So88er look to be the happiest ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. So88er's national animal is the flying pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ilken Fitherwop.

So88er is ranked 314th in the world and 1st in Great Britain and Ireland for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 18,268.23 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11thLargest Retail Industry: 18thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 80thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 92ndHighest Economic Output: 181stLargest Agricultural Sector: 186thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 188thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 269thHighest Disposable Incomes: 273rdLargest Insurance Industry: 314thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 420thLargest Mining Sector: 422ndMost Stationary: 470thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 518thLargest Populations: 593rdFattest Citizens: 621stRudest Citizens: 634thHighest Average Incomes: 654thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,024thLowest Crime Rates: 1,153rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,204thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,349thMost Efficient Economies: 1,505thTop
Most Avoided: 1,657thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,039thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,654thMost Inclusive: 3,573rdMost Devout: 3,589thMost Influential: 5,184thMost Pacifist: 5,732ndMost Primitive: 7,952ndTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 8,427thLargest Black Market: 9,170thHighest Drug Use: 9,532ndNudest: 15,455th

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