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The Republic of SNWA |
“By The People For The People”
Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: Eye |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Republic of SNWA is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its public floggings, triple-decker prams, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.726 billion SNWAians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.8%.
The frighteningly efficient SNWAian economy, worth 488 trillion marks a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 131,006 marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 370,323 per year while the poor average 37,078, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.
Gift baskets often contain working nukes, teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living, the government is pouring funds into the nation's welfare system, and being wrong on the internet has been classified as digital terrorism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SNWA's national animal is the kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
SNWA is ranked 170,527th in the world and 745th in Eye for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,546.14 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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SNWA, being wrong on the internet has been classified as digital terrorism.
- : Following new legislation in
SNWA, the government is pouring funds into the nation's welfare system.
- : Following new legislation in
SNWA, teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living.
- : Following new legislation in
SNWA, gift baskets often contain working nukes.
- : Following new legislation in
SNWA, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen.
- : Following new legislation in
SNWA, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'.
- : Following new legislation in
SNWA, Leader's webseries about the alleged hauntings of SNWA City generates millions of views.
- : Following new legislation in
SNWA, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
- : Following new legislation in
SNWA, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
- : Following new legislation in
SNWA, they say that SNWAians made a dessert and called it peace.