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The Smiling Boy of Snowman

“Love is the Ultimate Form of Worship”

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The Smiling Boy of Snowman is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Enneyehc Sinnim with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.563 billion Snowpeople are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Steamboat. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient a Snow Person economy, worth 988 trillion Peaches a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,409 Peaches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, when their backs are against the walls Snowpeople look out for gay men, all you have to do is pray to get into Snowman, and transgender and agender are on the education agenda. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Snowman's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Snowman is ranked 135,862^nd in the world and 42^nd in Christmas for Most Patriotic, with 10.26 flags saluted per person per day.

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