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The Smiling Boy of Snowman

“Love is the Ultimate Form of Worship”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Location: Christmas

Regional Influence: Handshaker


The Smiling Boy of Snowman is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Yelah Rekkab with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.328 billion Snowpeople enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Steamboat. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient a Snow Person economy, worth 726 trillion Peaches a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,075 Peaches, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, Yelah Rekkab is called 'Patches' at international summits, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, and citizens select which government department gets their income tax Peaches each year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Snowman's national animal is the Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Snowman is ranked 233,946th in the world and 113th in Christmas for Fattest Citizens, with 4.89 Obesity Rate.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 879thBest Weather: 2,091stTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,494thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,825thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,202ndMost Devout: 3,208thHealthiest Citizens: 3,475thNicest Citizens: 3,659thMost Pacifist: 3,976thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,125thSafest: 4,133rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,156thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,417thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,722ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,918thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,033rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,158thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,138thLowest Crime Rates: 6,162ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,461stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,597thMost Developed: 9,465thLargest Governments: 9,477thMost Influential: 10,086thMost Inclusive: 11,224thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,252ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,843rdTop
Smartest Citizens: 15,115thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,036thMost Cultured: 17,511thMost Income Equality: 20,065thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,177th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Finmany, Earthbound Immortal Squad, Krampustown, and Little St Nick.