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The Smiling Boy of Snowman

“Love is the Ultimate Form of Worship”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: Christmas

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker


The Smiling Boy of Snowman is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Enneyehc Sinnim with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.563 billion Snowpeople are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Steamboat. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient a Snow Person economy, worth 988 trillion Peaches a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,409 Peaches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, when their backs are against the walls Snowpeople look out for gay men, all you have to do is pray to get into Snowman, and transgender and agender are on the education agenda. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Snowman's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Snowman is ranked 135,862nd in the world and 42nd in Christmas for Most Patriotic, with 10.26 flags saluted per person per day.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 546thBest Weather: 2,159thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,643rdTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,895thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,109thMost Devout: 3,212thMost Pacifist: 3,386thHealthiest Citizens: 3,535thNicest Citizens: 3,760thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,992ndSafest: 4,100thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,123rdLargest Welfare Programs: 4,390thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,778thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,901stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,141stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,695thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,931stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,228thLowest Crime Rates: 6,352ndMost Developed: 7,814thMost Influential: 8,142ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,331stHighest Food Quality: 8,391stLargest Governments: 9,109thMost Inclusive: 10,233rdTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,931stSmartest Citizens: 14,307thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,477thMost Cultured: 17,026thHighest Economic Output: 21,504thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,790thMost Efficient Economies: 26,921st
Most Devout: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the region

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