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The Commonwealth of Snake Worship Football Club

“Our blood. Our sweat. Your tears.”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
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Location: Conch Kingdom

Regional Influence: Nipper


The Commonwealth of Snake Worship Football Club is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 327 million Snake Worship Football Clubians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 44.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Snake Worship Football Clubian economy, worth 12.7 trillion Egyptian Pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,712 Egyptian Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Nudity is frowned upon, voting is compulsory, credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government, and councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Snake Worship Football Club's national animal is the Viper.

Snake Worship Football Club is ranked 45,026th in the world and 72nd in Conch Kingdom for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,581.87 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Conservative: 23,189th
Most Conservative: 43rd in the region

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