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The United States of Smesh

“Привет товарищ”

Category: Right-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The United States of Smesh is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 595 million Smeshians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Center Of. The average income tax rate is 3.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Smeshian economy, worth 82.1 trillion 9mms a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 138,020 9mms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's cuisine is the laughing stock of The North Pacific, taking a walk on the wild side is punishable by death, multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks, and safe drinking water is considered a luxury. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Smesh's national animal is the Black Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Smesh is ranked 14,858th in the world and 545th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 7,110.04 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 571stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,339thTop
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Most Influential: 2,210thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,304thHighest Crime Rates: 2,325thRudest Citizens: 3,090thMost Avoided: 3,108thFattest Citizens: 3,251stLargest Mining Sector: 3,452ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,574thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,648thMost Armed: 4,199thLargest Retail Industry: 4,280thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,286thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,439thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,675thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,861stTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,725thLargest Insurance Industry: 13,254thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,858thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,588thHighest Average Incomes: 16,357thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,974thMost Ignorant Citizens: 20,458th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 45th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 58th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 81st in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 96th in the regionFattest Citizens: 105th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 107th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 113th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 130th in the regionMost Armed: 146th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 168th in the regionRudest Citizens: 175th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 217th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 275th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 278th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 399th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 445th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 545th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 564th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 585th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 592nd in the regionMost Influential: 743rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 773rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 774th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 852nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 914th in the region

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