The United States of Smesh
|Category: Right-wing Utopia|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The United States of Smesh is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 595 million Smeshians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Center Of. The average income tax rate is 3.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Smeshian economy, worth 82.1 trillion 9mms a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 138,020 9mms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's cuisine is the laughing stock of The North Pacific, taking a walk on the wild side is punishable by death, multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks, and safe drinking water is considered a luxury. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Smesh's national animal is the Black Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Smesh, safe drinking water is considered a luxury.
- : Following new legislation in Smesh, multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks.
- : Following new legislation in Smesh, taking a walk on the wild side is punishable by death.
- : Following new legislation in Smesh, the nation's cuisine is the laughing stock of The North Pacific.
- : Following new legislation in Smesh, owners of man-portable particle accelerator backpacks are advised not to cross the streams.
- : Following new legislation in Smesh, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers.
- : Following new legislation in Smesh, most 9mm coins are riddled with bite marks.
- : Following new legislation in Smesh, sick days are on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in Smesh, Leader's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand.
- : Following new legislation in Smesh, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
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